This Week In The Future: A Monkey Masterpiece

This Week In The Future: A Monkey Masterpiece:

This Week In The Future, March 11-15, 2013 Baarbarian

In the future, when the super-intelligent apes and gun-toting dolphins have taken over, they will have their own Renaissance.
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• 9 Reasons To Avoid Sugar As If Your Life Depended On It
• The Science Of Soda Sizes
• Trained Soviet Attack Dolphins With Head-Mounted Guns Are On The Loose
• Dad Of The Year Hacks 'Donkey Kong' So His Daughter Can Play The Princess And Save Mario
• The Sistine Chapel Is Getting A High-Tech Bug-Proofing
• 5 Weird Things Associated With Getting Fat

And don't forget to check out our other favorite stories of the week:

• How To Build A 2,073-Foot Skyscraper
• The Maddening Science Of Finding A Job
• 7 Signs SimCity's Creators Are Environmental Activists
• War In Infrared And Other Amazing Images From This Week
• Samsung Announces Galaxy S 4; It Has All Of The Features
• Cyber Attacks Are America's Top Security Threat. That's Better News Than It Sounds
• The Best RSS Readers To Use Now That Google Reader Is Dead
• Should Kickstarter Be Collecting Your Money For Hollywood Movie Studios?
• 15 Incredible Images Of Futuristic Skyscrapers
• ALMA, Earth's Largest Telescope, Is Officially Open For Business
• The U.S. Army's Ambitious Fight Against PTSD
• Photos From 11 Of The World's Coolest Nuclear-Monitoring Stations
• Wearable Computers Could Help Build A Better You
• BeerSci: Are Hops Addictive?